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I’ve Found the One…

… and he is right behind this door watching Netflix as I poop.

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askclint:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

The tables have been turned

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I have fucking clue of what to do with myself right now

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Do I look like boo-boo the fool?

Black Mother Proverb. (via blackproverbs)
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